I JUST HIT THE SWEATER JACKPOT AND I HAVE NO ONE TO SCREAM AT AND SHAKE AND I HAVE NO MONEY. I MUST HAVE THIS SWEATER EXCLAMATION MARKSSSSSSSS
you know, sometimes you are trying on clothes and it makes you cry.
You’re standing there in the dressing room, half-naked in front of the mirror and this is the fifth piece of garment you’ve tried in the fifth store you’ve entered into and it still looks fucking ugly on you,…
This is why
a) online shopping is so great. You may cry on your own floor
b) I only wear jeans and tshirts
c) I always finish shopping trips with a trip to the bottle shop. There is always something made for me there.
